where every episode I find an easy recipe on the internet, go through all the steps while making witty self deprecating banter, somehow fuck up along the way, render the final product inedible, then eat it anyway because I hate myself.
I’ll call it “I Literally Can’t Do Anything Right.”
This is my first post on my third tumblr. My first tumblr was mainly about my feelings and had a horrible layout. My second tumblr didn’t even last five minutes. I think I need to start this one out right.
Dinosaurs, tumblrbot, and thank you for your concern.